... or: Where Are We?Our Monday-Ritual (since ending that darn weekend-relationship and starting real life) is: Walk into the City, go to Subway and have a Footlong, on
Sodhexo.
When we came to Kohlmarkt we saw a real cool "ad":

This little garden is made by a tree nursery (not that it really worked - don´t remember the name, sorry guys, cool idea, mission no success!).
When you turn around you see this building with that beautiful sun - cam could capture it. The real sun is on holiday, just like me :-(

Right beside that you find:

Yes, Braunschweig has a Starbucks, too. Not only one, hey, we´re cool, right?
Are you in for a little tour?
This is the Katzenbrunnen, cat-fountain:

Certainly we also have Pizza Hut. Sadly different taste that I knew/like...

Maybe it´s a good thing it´s not as tasty, I seldom go there. Ok. I was there once.
Pizza-Hut, Starbucks, ok, those are
names.
But then I started wondering... where are we?
Let me show you and keep in mind that this is Braunschweig, Germany.

Nope, no wood, you get clothes here.
Same here, clothes:

Please... take a step back, will ya?

Umm, no, wait, come on in! This is German. Backen, to bake. Cakes and pastries is what you get here.
Confused?
Right beside that you find this ad:

Just an ad from a photo-studio.
Don´t be confused. They didn´t forget the "s" - you get clothes and toys only - no fresh food, "people"!:

Some more German Shops:

It even says "sale"...
The Phone House? The Store? Aha.... um... just why?

Oh, right:

"Ha
ar-Express" sounds too boring, right?
Off-topic: Our Brunonia:

We´re still to climb up there (hello, sun? Where are you?)
Back to topic:

This man just makes this pic, huh?
But maybe we´re in Hanoi?

Or Italy?

Oh, come on, step aside a bit, huh?

Guess where you find Saturn, in Space? No, in

the basement.
Hello? Basement???
Im Basement???
Im = in the. Argh!
Is that cool, did I miss something? Right, I´m getting old!
This is also why I nearly made a big jump at Saturn when I suddenly met this guy:

As mentioned before, Mondays we have a sub. Just why is the sign in English? Why is everything else in German there?

Surprisingly, though, I never saw someone smoking a cigarette in there. Or something else.
Theory I: People speak English.
Theory II: People assume that since smoking inside restaurants in Germany is not allowed, they should not do it in there either.
No idea which is the right one... Any guesses?
Off-topic: Our Main-Theatre:

Have been there once, with Team-Leader/Friend. Didn´t like it, the person behind me kept breathing in my neck, uahhh....
Anyone willing to go there with Ingo? He wants to, I don´t. For a reason, huh?
Last bite for today:

Ok, I admit: I´m a freakin`ole babbitt.
But what do you think, isn´t it kinda weird they give their German Shops English names with no reason?
And, mind you.... in many of those shops you´d have a problem if English is your only language.
But! What the heck!!!
We own an apartment in this beautiful town! Soon! Like hopefully this week for very, very real (we still need to see the notary).
Any German-named shops for no reason in your place?
Are you a babbitt, too?