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Another from the Babylon Bee:

TEHRAN—Colin Kaepernick sent his workout video to Iran after learning they may have recently opened up a position but has yet to receive a phone call.

Kaepernick condemned American attacks on Iranian terrorists last week, inciting rumors that he may have found a team interested in him in the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. But Iranian officials have dispelled the rumors, stating clearly and unequivocally that "we have no interest in signing Kaepernick at this time, but we wish him well in his future endeavors."

"It's disappointing to see that Iran is as hateful as America," a downcast Kaepernick said in a press conference. "I expected to be welcomed as a hero over there, but apparently, they too are biased against people with dark skin." Kaepernick plans to protest Iran's hate by continuing to kneel during the American national anthem.

Iran has clarified that they agree with Kaepernick ideologically, but they need someone who can throw.

Colin Kaepernick: “I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses black people and people of color.”

Hong Kong: pic.twitter.com/92dw1hzemY

— YAF (@yaf) September 9, 2019

Olaf Ekberg writes at The Mirror,

It was, perhaps, a bit of poetic justice that found the son of a Cuban immigrant tackling the communist dictator-loving San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick to end the game.

Kaepernick, who recently showed his affection for now-dead Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, was dashing for the end zone in the final seconds of the game against the Miami Dolphins when Kiko Alonso, the son of a Cuban immigrant, absolutely flattened him.

Read more and watch the video of Alonso flattening Kaepernick here.

Ed Driscoll said it best:

I really miss the days when football served as an escape from politics instead of just another front line for the reactionary left.

Of course, he is referring to Colin Kaepernick's refusal to stand during the national anthem.