
This post was conceived of as going up last Friday... but Friday came and went, and I had not even taken any photos. And that's how this garden season is going.
In addition to already having iffy, up-and-down weather (mostly down, though; let's be real) I have the energy and focus of a brain-damaged sloth. We planted our usual eggplant, pepper, and tomato seeds, and the eggplants and peppers failed to germinate. I think I turned the heat down in the room where we keep them to germinate, and it just was not warm enough. The up side is, most of the pepper re-plants have now germinated; they are a little behind but given the weather forecast I guess that's okay. I think the eggplant seeds got over-fermented last fall, and are no good. Oh well.
As for everything else, in between bouts of Mr. Ferdzy obsessing about the possibility of imminent nuclear war and his mother's worsening dementia, I find I prefer to zone out with Elder Scrolls Online instead of doing anything actually useful to make my life function. It's not like we are going out anywhere; the lifting of lock-down and the fact that it takes hours to try to get any kind of a picture about the local Covid situation paradoxically means we have gone back to ordering our groceries on-line and not going anywhere unless absolutely required. We are encouraged in this behaviour as we have, for the first time, a (quadruple vaxxed) family member with a bad case. Pretty sure she'd have been dead without them as she is not young and has a lot of health problems already.
So! Let's try to be a little more cheerful. There is our usual "greenhouse" set up on the driveway, although it is a bit hard to get days that are both warm and bright enough to make it useful.
Mr. Ferdzy has ordered his spring order of gravel, and is continuing to improve the paths he has been constructing for the last couple of years. I've been drafted to help by raking it out as he hauls it; the bad news is that I am not doing anything else much of a long list of things to do, but the good news is that it is going quite quickly and I expect to then be able to get his help for the other stuff.
Some few of the wild leeks we transplanted a few years back are persisting very well, although not nearly enough to pick any of them. Still, it's encouraging to see them.
These are some overwintered "raab" greens we got from The Experimental Farm Network last year. We have not tried them yet; but they are starting to be ready and we will be picking some in the next few days. They look like a great combination of the qualities of turnip greens and broccoletto, and they overwintered very well and are on a par with fall-planted spinach in terms of being early. We're excited to try them.
Those little pop-bottle greenhouses are less to keep them warm and sheltered, although I'm sure they did, and more to keep our greens from being eaten to death by little rodents. That problem is definitely ongoing.
On the left, some Brussels sprouts are surviving so far, and I have hopes of growing them out for seed. These are Early Half-Tall - a hard type to find, but the one that has done the best for us, other than seed saved from Long Island Improved. Seed adapted to your own garden is always the best, so we are hoping to get seed from these and see even better results. We will plant watermelons in this bed and the sprouts should be able to go to seed up through them with everyone being happy.
In the next bed, some overwintered Swiss chard and very battered kale. Which, as usual, we didn't eat. Every so often I get the bug to grow some kale because it does so well and is an interesting plant, but the reality is that we... just... don't... eat.. it. You'd think I'd grasp that point by now.
The tall stalks are from the popping sorghum; a bit of a failure. I picked them but they just did not completely mature in last year's cool fall.
In the back, we are experimenting with seeing if we can get a bit of early asparagus by covering it. Not so far.
More early signs of greens - the sorrel (2 plants on the upper right) are further along than they look; I've picked some already. The fluffy, celery-looking thing in the bottom right is a lovage plant. I planted it last year and didn't pick much as it was just getting established, but I'm pleased to see it's an early bird. Not that lovage is going to get used as a green: it's a very strong flavoured herb best used with discretion. Still! Nice to have a fresh herb this early. My chervil mostly failed to germinate; I think there are 2 or 3 little plants. Not enough to do much with and I may leave them to go to seed because maybe mine is getting old.

More sorrel in the back; dead cauliflowers in the pop-bottles - I keep hoping to overwinter them and get them to produce seeds, and it keeps not happening - and another perennial spring green,
échalotes de Ste Anne. I bought a dozen a few years ago, gave away 80% of them, and still have lots. They divide like crazy and spring green onions are a delightful treat. I was dubious at first but they are turning out to be well worth growing.
In the back; mousetraps, not actually trapping any mice or other rodents. We still need a better plan.
Another early spring green, new to us and not tried yet. This is
hablitzia tamnoides, also known as
Caucasian spinach. I've been trying to grow it for 3 years now, but it kept being eaten to death by the rodents. Again, pop bottle armour to the rescue. This batch is now in its second spring and far enough along we'll be able to actually pick some soon. And thus I am able to end on a more cheerful note, although who knows if we will even like it. Although given the enthusiasm of the rodents for it, I am in fact hopeful.